A guy is walking down the beach and stumbles upon a lamp. He picks it up and dusts it off, and as one would expect, a genie appears.
The genie says, "You have freed me from the lamp, so I will grant you one wish from among two choices. I will give you superior intelligence, or I will give you an endless supply of money. Choose wisely."
The man thinks for a moment, then says, "I choose superior intelligence."
Poof! The genie is gone.
The man sighs, then says, "I should have taken the money."
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