Cafe Europa

Unbeknownst to me, my daughter started her own blog about a year and a half ago. She has been posting pictures of her travels on Facebook for at least that long, and I recently walked the plank and got a Facebook account at her urging.

She is in Peru at the moment, and I'm sure she'll have stories to tell when she returns. In the meantime, Cafe Europa is now officially added to the Golden Hill Blog Roll.

The New Gary Larson?

Man Laws

Another one of those e-mails that has been around the world several hundred times...but it's still pretty funny.


1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports: It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. JUST SAY IT!

1. “Yes” and “No” are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. Men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Apricot is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

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1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Australis

It's been a very busy couple of weeks, and the coming weeks promise more of the same. For people who work on Capitol Square, the first six months of a legislative session are hectic. The Ohio Constitution mandates that a balanced two-year budget must be enacted by June 30 of odd-numbered years, and that process is well underway. With the federal government showering us with billions of dollars of aid, the stakes seem to be a little higher this year, and the politics are sure to get nastier.

But life goes on, and my older daughter is preparing for her trip to Peru. This is part of her MBA program at the Fisher College of Business at Ohio State. She is going into the mountains to provide assistance to the local population with micro-financing and business development. The original plan was to go to Bolivia, but the U.S. government issued a warning about traveling there, so Peru became the destination.

She wants to get the most out of this trip and asked me about the southern skies. I've been an amateur astronomer for years, and one thing that I absolutely must do before I kick the bucket is see the southern sky at night. So I dug out some books and went online to help her prepare.


The Southern Cross is probably the best known southern hemisphere constellation, at least among northern hemisphere people. From what I've been reading this morning, it's not uncommon for northerners to express disappointment upon seeing it for the first time. It's not as predominant as, say, Orion is in the northern hemisphere. But it does serve as a good point from which to navigate the rest of the sky. We in the north are fortunate enough to have a relatively bright pole star, something that will not be found in the southern hemisphere.

And then there are the clouds...

The Magellanic Clouds

I have been fascinated by the Magellanic Clouds ever since I first learned about them as a child. They are not part of the Milky Way galaxy, as was once believed, but are independent irregular galaxies that happened to drift into our neighborhood. In the northern hemisphere, we can see the most distant object visible to the naked eye: the Andromeda Galaxy, which is more than 2 million light years distant. But it is visible only under ideal conditions, and even then it looks like little more than a smudge. The Large Magellanic Cloud contains perhaps a tenth of the number of stars in Andromeda, but it is only 160,000 light years away, so the view must be much better.

The Large Magellanic Cloud

Not far away, astronomically speaking, is the Small Magellanic Cloud, which is about a tenth the size of the LMC. But I'd be willing to bet that it is a more accessible object to view than Andromeda.

To any readers in the Southern Hemisphere: please drop a line if there are other "must-see" objects in the night sky. And while she's down there, I'm going to ask her confirm that water flows clockwise down a drain!