This will be brief.
A week ago, I had a visit with my ophthalmologist. That very day, I had laser surgery to heal a retinal tear, and I had no idea that I would have this surgery when I went to work that morning. In the meantime, I'm not supposed to read or spend any time in front of a computer. That might explain why I haven't posted in a while. This is the same eye I had cataract surgery on in October.
It didn't work - and by that I mean the laser surgery. On Thursday of this week, I will have the full retinal surgery which involves them draining my eyeball and filling the cavity with gas to keep pressure on the bad spot.
They tell me it's 90% effective, and the recovery involves me lying down on my left side for at least a week. I will have no ability to read or post anything during that time, so I'll be back in a week or two.
In the meantime, visit Yorkshire Pudding, The Last Visible Dog, and Rhymes With Plague to keep yourself amused. And know that when I come back, I'll have stories....
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