I suspect that Tarzan, Jane and Boy have all gone on to meet their maker, but Cheeta lives on. I imagine him hanging out at the Home For Aged Monkeys, playing cards and reminiscing about his salad days in the African jungle. His best friend, Lancelot Link (formerly of the Evolution Revolution), comes over and they play chess for hours at a time. Puffing on their cigars and sipping their 18-year-old Scotch, they discuss the dearth of meaningful roles for chimpanzees in today's films. So they decide to call Sean Penn and demand equal treatment for simians.
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